This conversation took place a little over three months ago when I had an impacted wisdom tooth surgically removed. Wincing in pain, over the next few days, I had put up a suitable ‘status’ message on my email/chat. Niyam saw that ‘status’ message and initiated this conversation. Proof that we indeed are a ‘status’ conscious society :-p
(Even though the hehes, heehees, hahas are all original, you should see them as the equivalent of canned laughter in television comedies… if you see no humour otherwise)
niyam: ever since you’ve published your line ‘the tooth shall prevail’ my wife has developed some tooth problem and visiting the dentist everyday, and my mom also developed another problem. All Co-inciDENTALLY, eh?
me: Did they visit a doctor? My APOLLOji’s :)
when your teeth hurt, it needs GUMption to visit the dentist
me: actually it should have been –The TOOTH shall pre-WAIL!
yes, please change that
me: been there Daant that!
niyam: ufff!!! you and your Daante’s divine comedy
and when you need courage
you need diler
me: :-) (Driller Mehndi!)
niyam: Tooth Tooth Tooth toothi iya
me: actually..it is — Toothache, toothache, toothache, tootiya….hey jamalo!
this one fits well
trust you to drill it in
me: mere Toothey drill ke tukdey!
niyam: you know the secret and the raaz of this
no wonder you are the
niyam: Ra Howl Raaz Daant
me: dang! i cant even grin properly.. can’t open my mouth fully :-D
niyam: okay okay okay
time for you to get inspired for your next masterpiece at swadeshe
math teacher: what comes after 69? student: mouth-wash.
me: I have enough fodder for the next few months!
niyam: 32 chambers of Shaw Lin: dentist report on manek shaw
and what do u call teeth marks on a person’s ass?
the history of dentistry: Toothpast.
me: and those guys who make tonnes of money drilling into people’s teeth?
uff! rahul! ccchhhaa gaye
let’s have it on swadeshe PLEASE
me: hehe… lemme see
niyam: what do you call your mother’s brother in Antarctica were he a furry animal? Molar Bear
What did the dog tell the bitch, to be invited to her place?
me: Canine come over to your place, tonight?
her address: K9, Bitch Alley
Ok… whats with YOUR status message?
screwed with work. this is comic relief before i go into the mince meat machine again
ok lemme get back to work
And to all of you who have to get back to doing better things, after this “comic relief”, a very big thank you. Psst… The relief was all mine :-p