A short love story

Claymation, Humour

I had gathered a lot of video shots during my initial experiments with claymation. While the magnum opus is still at a story-board stage, I decided to put to use some of the ‘spare shots’. A lot like mothers (or like that guy on MAD TV on Pogo) who conjur up by-products out of waste pieces of cloth and other material.

Here I tried a hopelessly dummy-stamped rendition of a popular modern-day camera technique. I would be flattered if anyone figures out what technique is being talked about.

And of course this is not pureplay claymation either. That’s reserved for the magnum opus, remember!

I saw Philip Kotler in Chennai!

Humour, Media & Entertainment, Miscellaneous

I had first heard about Kotler from an employee of HCL, an ex-alumnus of IIM Ahmedabad, who had said something to this effect: “…I wanted to join an FMCG marketing company a la Kotler… but something something… ended up joining HCL”.

This was as part of the multi-media pre-placement presentation for management school campuses that Supreet, Aarohi and I were making for HCL’s HR department. I remember, the three of us conferring and asking if any of us knew what she was saying. We were informed that Kotler was the bible of marketing.

This was 1997.

A year later I had my own freshly printed version of Kotler’s book on marketing management.

A much looked-forward-to book used in marketing management courses in the first year of management programmes across the globe, and then referred to several times over. One of my professors at IIM Indore, Anirban Ghosh, in fact said, “It’s one book, that should be unabashedly dog-eared, and the sooner you do it the better!”

And yesterday, I saw the guru of marketing in person, at a session organized by Great Lakes Management School, Chennai and Hindu Businessline. While I gather my notes and wits to summarize what he said, what’s my immediate take-back from the talk?

He writes much better than he talks. And while the former comes for a few hundred rupees, the latter costs several thousands!

 

Note:
My eagerness to share this with you, reminds me of an old incident where Aishwarya Rai danced in front of me for a couple of hours, while I sat smugly watching her every move.

So what if there were a few thousand more people sitting beside me in the stadium for that Bollywood show!

Miss ‘Islet of Langerhans’ & the Fashion Trilogy

Humour, Media & Entertainment

That (minus ‘the Fashion Trilogy’) was the title of an article in The Times of India, some 10-12 years ago. It was a funny piece by Jug Suraiya, that was parodying the surfeit of beauty contests in the aftermath of Indian girls winning the Miss Universe and Miss World beauty titles.

It was but natural for the focus to shift then to the contest that sent these contestants to international paegants — the Miss India contest, which soon became a sell-able television show.

Then started the city-wide contests (which incidentally had no role to play in the Miss India selection/participation process) — Miss Bombay, Miss Delhi, Miss Chandigarh etc.

This trickled down to Miss Ghatkopar, Miss Janakpuri, and thereafter Miss Sector-39 and Miss M-Block kind of contests.

There was just one dimension to this trend — scale of space.

And on this, Jug Suraiya put a very simple premise: Since we can’t go bigger than the Universe, the only way to go was to breach the scale frontier by identifying smaller and smaller entities of space, that theoretically would end in cells, molecules and atoms. And somewhere on this continuum were the Islets of Langerhans!

So, where are the Islets of Langerhans?

Utterly, headbutterly Zidane

Humour, Media & Entertainment, Sports

Many of us saw it live. Many of us saw it in the next day’s news. It has been the subject of many coffee-table discussions and a few national debates as well. All kinds of ‘lip-reading experts’ are now being called in to ‘speculate’ on what Materazzi could have said to provoke Zidane. The topic has also found its way into debates on masculinity, honour, religion, race, relationships, and many others.

Now that the shock and disappointment is settling down, how about seeing something that didn’t happen?

Sample:

Zidane headbutt

This site has around 10 pages of some imaginatively created animated renditions where the action has been juxtaposed in different contexts (caution: some of the humour is gory).

They searched this and found Swadeshe

Humour, Zeitgeist

Even as my new post struggles towards completion, I thought it might be interesting to see what contributes to the trickle of people coming here from search-engines. Just to add value (and create some stickiness for the post) I have added my estimate [on a scale of -100 to 100] and remarks as to how much ‘user satisfaction‘ the visit could have provided!

Search Terms for 7 days ending 2006-06-19

Today:
jayalalitha karunanidhi funny picture

  • Sorry no pictures of Jayalalitha (even though the text in an earlier post had the inadvertently saucy string “…100 pictures of Jayalalitha and 100 pictures of karunanidhi…”); and one may just-about find the Karunanidhi picture funny [50]

masood nasser

  • This certainly was Masood checking his own name on Google ;-) [100]

“Mahir Cagri” 2006

  • Only Wikipedia or Swadeshe would have any fresh information on Mahir Cagri in 2006 [80]

picture of shahid afridi advertising pep

  • Must have been some fan wanting to check out Afridi in a pep(si?) advertisement; only to find him here in the chuckers roll of (dis)honor [-50]

Yesterday:
rahul razdan

  • This most certainly was me, in search of myself! [100]

guy goma clip

  • Yessir! Perhaps the second or third best Guy Goma repository — after Wikipedia and GuyGoma.com [70]

shahid afridi pepsi adds

  • Hmmm. Now this must be some Pepsi ad… I’ll also look up [-50]

sign board manufacturers in chennai

  • Sorry folks! Wrong sign-al [-40]

pics of karunanidhi

  • I assume this would be an arm-chair publisher or a gerontophile :-p [70]

6/17/2006
kurt cobain post mortem pics

  • I just had a mention of Kurt Cobain. But post mortem pics…??? I would think positive and assume this was a medical student doing some research [20]

shoaib akhtar sings song

  • Had that been Sachin Tendulkar – I would have assumed these were Kishore Kumar songs. But my un-educated guess is, these could be songs from Tere Naam! [-50]

kauntest

  • Ok  [80]

rani mukherjee round face

  • No Rani Mukherjee here. No round face here. But nice insight… [-20]

Bowling Arm

  • Yessir! You are at the right place. Chucking is all about misuse of the bowling arm. [80]

6/16/2006
“pardesi pardesi” lyrics in English”

  • If this were a focused search, then sorry to have disappointed. But contextually, I did give you other ‘pardesi’ songs… [30]

6/15/2006
shahid afridi interview

  • Whenever/where ever you finally read that interview, if it talks about Shahid Afridi chucking, please please send me a link. [20]

hindi to ek khanabadosh, saara jag mera

  • Wow! That was an interesting search query. Did I help you? [50]

6/14/2006
None (Aww! A bad query day)

6/13/2006
pardesiya lyrics in urdu

  • If this were a focused search, then sorry to have disappointed. But contextually, I did give you other ‘pardesi’ songs… [30]

pardesiya yeh such song lyrics

  • ditto [30]

shahid afridi youtube

  • Yes this one fits. Once you read how Shahid Afridi chucks, you may want to check out a clip or two on YouTube. [60]

6/12/2006
urdu point funny picturs

  • Too early in the life-stage of this blog, but as an aspiration I would like to provide for that query eventually. [10]

arm hand puns

  • Oops! If only I had known it before ‘hand’ — but no ‘arm’ in trying even now… [0]