I saw Philip Kotler in Chennai!

Humour, Media & Entertainment, Miscellaneous

I had first heard about Kotler from an employee of HCL, an ex-alumnus of IIM Ahmedabad, who had said something to this effect: “…I wanted to join an FMCG marketing company a la Kotler… but something something… ended up joining HCL”.

This was as part of the multi-media pre-placement presentation for management school campuses that Supreet, Aarohi and I were making for HCL’s HR department. I remember, the three of us conferring and asking if any of us knew what she was saying. We were informed that Kotler was the bible of marketing.

This was 1997.

A year later I had my own freshly printed version of Kotler’s book on marketing management.

A much looked-forward-to book used in marketing management courses in the first year of management programmes across the globe, and then referred to several times over. One of my professors at IIM Indore, Anirban Ghosh, in fact said, “It’s one book, that should be unabashedly dog-eared, and the sooner you do it the better!”

And yesterday, I saw the guru of marketing in person, at a session organized by Great Lakes Management School, Chennai and Hindu Businessline. While I gather my notes and wits to summarize what he said, what’s my immediate take-back from the talk?

He writes much better than he talks. And while the former comes for a few hundred rupees, the latter costs several thousands!

 

Note:
My eagerness to share this with you, reminds me of an old incident where Aishwarya Rai danced in front of me for a couple of hours, while I sat smugly watching her every move.

So what if there were a few thousand more people sitting beside me in the stadium for that Bollywood show!

Krrish Case Study @ IIM Indore?

IIM, Media & Entertainment

Yay! My alma mater does it again!

IIM Indore is going to make a case-study out of Krrish on “successful promotion of Brand India”. Well whatever that means! In fact initially I had thought they were going to make a case-study on brand placements within Krrish — something that would have been of relevance to students of media, marketing and branding — perhaps looking at ways of measuring ROI from in-film brand placements.

IIMs are in consensus for short-listing ‘Krrish’ as one of the first Indian movies which has a capability of an international-level case study. It is one of the few movies which has emerged from Third World countries to have a say in the world market,” said Prashant Salwan, professor of international business and marketing, IIM-Indore.

In the past also, IIM Indore had decided to ride the hype bandwagon when it had decided to use the film Lagaan as a teaching aid in its module on leadership. Well, I have nothing against using a film for putting across concepts, it’s the press release announcing this to the world that makes me feel a little ‘IIPM ish’, if you know what I mean.

In our time we had a case-study on the Uruguay football team survivors from an air crash in the Andes ranges. It talked of how, faced with survival issues, the team dynamics evolved — with various team members taking on different roles as they struggled for survival — leader, follower, supporter, fence-sitter etc. Some years later I saw the film Alive on the same crash, and I appreciated the concepts even more.

In the above quote I was most-intrigued by the “consensus on short-listing Krrish” part. My mind couldn’t help but imagine the directors of the 6 IIMs sitting in a screeing room deciding which film should be used as a case-study!

Hope Arjun Singh doesn’t get a whiff of this, lest…

Miss ‘Islet of Langerhans’ & the Fashion Trilogy

Humour, Media & Entertainment

That (minus ‘the Fashion Trilogy’) was the title of an article in The Times of India, some 10-12 years ago. It was a funny piece by Jug Suraiya, that was parodying the surfeit of beauty contests in the aftermath of Indian girls winning the Miss Universe and Miss World beauty titles.

It was but natural for the focus to shift then to the contest that sent these contestants to international paegants — the Miss India contest, which soon became a sell-able television show.

Then started the city-wide contests (which incidentally had no role to play in the Miss India selection/participation process) — Miss Bombay, Miss Delhi, Miss Chandigarh etc.

This trickled down to Miss Ghatkopar, Miss Janakpuri, and thereafter Miss Sector-39 and Miss M-Block kind of contests.

There was just one dimension to this trend — scale of space.

And on this, Jug Suraiya put a very simple premise: Since we can’t go bigger than the Universe, the only way to go was to breach the scale frontier by identifying smaller and smaller entities of space, that theoretically would end in cells, molecules and atoms. And somewhere on this continuum were the Islets of Langerhans!

So, where are the Islets of Langerhans?

Utterly, headbutterly Zidane

Humour, Media & Entertainment, Sports

Many of us saw it live. Many of us saw it in the next day’s news. It has been the subject of many coffee-table discussions and a few national debates as well. All kinds of ‘lip-reading experts’ are now being called in to ‘speculate’ on what Materazzi could have said to provoke Zidane. The topic has also found its way into debates on masculinity, honour, religion, race, relationships, and many others.

Now that the shock and disappointment is settling down, how about seeing something that didn’t happen?

Sample:

Zidane headbutt

This site has around 10 pages of some imaginatively created animated renditions where the action has been juxtaposed in different contexts (caution: some of the humour is gory).

YouTube : Mountain comes to Mohammad

Media & Entertainment

No this is not the title of some video clip on YouTube. This is the story about YouTube itself. The mainstream media has finally behaved sensibly and instead of seeing YouTube as a threat (which of course it is!), it is now looking at the opportunity potential that the fledgling video community service offers. This is in marked contrast to what happened in the music industry where all the big players ganged up in defence against Napster.

It is significant that YouTube CEO Chad Hurley was invited to the Allen & Co. media conference in Sun Valley, Idaho, a mainstream media event, where even Google wasn’t invited till it had completed five years of existence.

Just 17 months ago, Chad Hurley was squirreled away in a Silicon Valley garage running up credit card debt as he and business partner Steve Chen developed the quirky Internet video site that became YouTube Inc.

During the past two days, Hurley has emerged among the main attractions at an elite media summit in Idaho, where the 29-year-old entrepreneur is seizing upon the attention to further his quest to establish his San Mateo, Calif.-based startup as an entertainment and advertising hub.

“There is a big wave of video coming online and these (media) guys want to work with us to stay relevant in this changing marketplace,” Hurley said during an interview with The Associated Press. “This trend in the Internet isn’t changing, so we are working with them to find solutions on how they can embrace what we are doing and really leverage that to help their business.”

Media giants like NBC, CBS and Walt Disney have already started their initiatives with YouTube. Wal-Mart and Home Store are the other big-guns working on their YouTube stratgey. Read the full story here on Yahoo! News.