But remember, the fun lies in your imagination.
Lavatory, observatory, dormatory (dormitory)? Tiger Den Govt. Guest House, Sariska
My looo or My 1000? (The number 2 is a coincidence, right?) A shop in Shenzhen, China.
No comments from me! The fun lies entirely in your imagination :-) A shop in Shenzhen, China
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(1) No butts on the beach? Isn’t that anti-dress code?
(2) The graphic seems to suggest that fish should not smoke!! Signboard at Pattaya beach, Thailand
Appetite killer — this just when you are about to place your order! The Fifth, Food Avenue, MBK, Bangkok
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And the 5000 words promised in the post title? Don’t you know how many words a picture is worth!
I say. Essay. Assay. ऐसे. 
Nice post indeed. Then wonder how many words this blog of mine would be worth – http://eye5.blogspot.com
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Nikhil: eye5 is ROCKING! If ever you consider inviting peers to add to your own repertoire of funny signages — please consider my carte blanche willingness to hand over mine to you :)
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Ohh I too spotted that butt garbage signboard @ pattaya beach last week….ohh MBK mall…HUGE…..fifth avenue…..am high on holiday hangover right now…btw, when are you planning to resume kauntest???
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Ektaran:
Wow! So Indian tourists continue to rule the tourism circuits this year! As for Kauntest, I am myself very eager to resume it ASAP. Let’s see :)
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Indians are going places…..we don’t like to go on a vacation in our own country…its more hep & happening to be on a phoren holiday!!
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Ektaran:
Our guide told us that Indians are the single biggest group of tourists this year!
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