We were told, etiquette demands that you never ask a woman her age nor ask a man his salary. An offshoot of this are the numerous jokes about women hiding their age. Of course today it is no longer taboo for women to not-hide their age. So ladies and gentlemen, presenting…
Humour template – 2 :: Women’s age, men’s salary
Whenever a woman tells you her age, ask, if you are in return expected to disclose your salary.
Note: This is only for men. However women could improvize and do the corollary.
Scenario:
She: “…blah, blah… and now they tell me this when I am 30…”
You: “Should I tell you the CTC or take-home?”
She: “What??”
You: “I’ll have to tell you my salary, right? Now that you just told me your age.”
This works better when there are other people present. In which case you could modify it slightly and involve another man to hedge the joke. Additional advantage: Greater the number of people, higher the chances of at least some of them getting the joke in the first place!
Scenario :
She: “…blah, blah… and now they tell me this when I am 30…”
You: “Jammy, you will now have to tell her your salary!”
Jammy: “Why??”
You: “She just told you her age!”
(Needless to say, this scenario assumes you are not Jammy!)
why did u have to drag me in?
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Coz you wouldn’t walk-in on your own :-p
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Yo Rahul!
Y this piece of writing couldn’t be entitled as Men’s salary & Women’s age? Has thou art become a bit macho? (Just kiddin….). Hp u r doin well.
Cheers,
Sobia******
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Sobia: What’s in a title? :-)
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lol!
Have u done a practical application of this template???
Guess thr shud be a statutory warning before this post!!
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Snigdha:
All these are inspired from real life situations! And what should the statutory warning be? ;-)
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well…if these r inspired by real life situations, i wonder wt wud ve bin d consequences of answerin bak a woman like dat!!!??!!
hell hath no fury like the scorn
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The woman in question actually liked! After all it is self-deprecatory for the guys :)
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all dis sux
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ansuman:
To each his own!
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